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Come With Me on a Journey Through My Packet Drawer
Credit: Claire Lower

Aside from a modest amount of taxidermy, I’m not really a big collector of things. I do, however, hoard certain consumables, including salt and sauce packets. I’ve already told you all about my salts, so let’s discuss the sauce.

The packets are kept in the packet drawer in my kitchen, arranged in neat little rows for easy access. Some of the packets are hoarded for obvious reasons, but I have other, more complicated motivations for stocking up on the others. Come with on a journey through my packet drawer, and behold its many wonders.

McDonald’s Sweet ‘n Sour

McDonald’s Sweet ‘n Sour
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Though designed for chicken nuggets, this sweet and sour is an even better match for fries. The apricot and peach-based sauce offers the perfect balance of syrupy and tangy flavors, making it a brilliant foil for super salty foods. I always ask for extra when I make a trip to the Golden Arches, and I break ‘em out whenever I make fries at home.

The Szechuan Sauce

The Szechuan Sauce
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I hate Rick and Morty (iT’s tHE FaNs), so hoarding a tub of the discontinued “Mulan sauce” that caused the Sauce Riots of 2018 gives me immense pleasure. I will never consume it—though I might sell it if the price is right. (This dupe tastes better anyway.)

A Small Variety of Ranch

A Small Variety of Ranch
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These are for curly fries and the occasional emergency iceberg salad (with bacon bits and cheddar cheese) craving. The Jack in the Box Buttermilk House Sauce is best suited for these purposes, but the other two will do in a pinch (the McDonald’s ranch is my least favorite). I also keep these around in case I need a small amount of ranch dressing for blog photos, which happens more often than you would think.

McDonald’s Breakfast Burrito Salsa

McDonald’s Breakfast Burrito Salsa
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The contents of these packets barely counts as salsa, but it is absolutely superb on any sort of greasy breakfast sandwich or taco that involves American cheese. That’s truly all they’re good for.

A Diminished Taco Bell Sauce Collection

A Diminished Taco Bell Sauce Collection
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I used to have more of these, because I used to eat Taco Bell much more frequently. Honestly, I wish these were all FIRE! because FIRE! is the best Taco Bell sauce. In addition to using them while consuming Taco Bell products—the foodstuffs upon which these sauces are engineered to be enjoyed—I like to put these little guys to use making Taco Bell salt.

A Single Jack in the Box Taco Sauce Packet

A Single Jack in the Box Taco Sauce Packet
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I don’t remember what this sauce tastes like, but I do remember that I did not like the Jack in the Box taco I covered with a similar sauce packet that one time. This packet serves as a little visual aide/memoire, ensuring I don’t make that mistake again.

Popeyes Louisiana Hot Sauce

Popeyes Louisiana Hot Sauce
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I am trash for vinegary, straightforward Louisiana hot sauce, and these little packets are perfect for tossing in a bag or lunchbox so that you are never without. (I haven’t thrown anything in a bag in the past six months, but I’m sure I’ll get to venture out again some day! I have to believe that!)

My Favorite Popeyes Sauces

My Favorite Popeyes Sauces
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On their own, neither of these sauces is very remarkable. The Bayou Buffalo is a bit too smoky and acidic; the Sweet Heat is too sweet. But combine them, and you have a super balanced dipping sauce that hits all the necessary flavor spots. It’s obviously fantastic on any sort of fried chicken, but—if you hoard enough of these little tubs—you can use this delightful hybrid to coat a batch of wings.

Sweet Things from Popeyes

Sweet Things from Popeyes
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Popeyes’ jellies are extremely good on their biscuits and chicken, and I don’t really use them for other than their intended purpose. But the honey sauce—that gets a little more play. For one thing, it’s not true honey, but a mixture of honey, corn syrup, and some other stuff. I’ve found it dissolves in liquids a little more readily than actual honey, which makes it a great candidate for cocktails that call for honey syrup (such as this one and this one).

Cajun Sparkle

Cajun Sparkle
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I love this Cajun seasoning for its inclusion of tamarind, which gives it a nice sour-sweet character not usually found within this genre of spice. If you have enough, you can use it in gumbo, or you can sprinkle it on any kind of potato (fried, roasted, and mashed being my favorites).

Hoisin Sauce

Hoisin Sauce
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I don’t remember where exactly these packets came from, but I’m glad they’re here! I don’t really have any unusual uses for hoisin sauce—the “normal” applications are great—but I think it works especially well as a BBQ sauce, particularly when you’re dealing with barbecued pork.

Grocery Store Sushi Soy Sauce Packets

Grocery Store Sushi Soy Sauce Packets
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I eat a lot of grocery store sushi because it’s filling, never generates any dishes to wash, and doesn’t weigh me down during midday recipe development sessions. I almost always have a bottle of soy sauce in my fridge, however, so I save these packets for Soy Sauce Emergencies, or use them to top off my ginger and allium scrap infusion.

Chinese Takeout Sauces

Chinese Takeout Sauces
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Unlike the soy sauce that comes with sushi, the contents of these takeout packets isn’t truly what it claims to be, but that doesn’t mean they are without value. Like the Popeyes sauces above, this aggressively salty approximation works best when combined with its cousins: Mix Chinese Hot Mustard and Sweet N’ Sour to make an extremely bomb, perfectly balanced dumpling dipping sauce.

Potentially Expired Fish Sauce from Pok Pok

Potentially Expired Fish Sauce from Pok Pok
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According to the numbers on these little packets, this fish sauce may technically be “expired,” but fish sauce doesn’t strike me as something that spoils. I don’t know where Pok Pok sources this stuff, but it is very strong and very fermented, which is what you want in a fish sauce. I also like the branding. A single packet is the perfect amount for perking up a bland red sauce.

Emergency Ketchup

Emergency Ketchup
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I keep my house stocked with ketchup by purchasing large, 10-pound pump bottles of Heinz at the restaurant supply store. I rarely use it, but my boyfriend is a more enthusiastic consumer, and I was tired of running out. This little packet—which came attached to another bottle of Heinz as a “sample”—is for true Ketchup Emergencies. I have gotten far too complacent with the state of our ketchup supply, and I know I will run out one day, leaving my home in a state of turmoil. In that moment, it will be this little guy’s time to shine. (It might also start to puff up before then, at which point I will throw it away.)