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Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids
CAIRO—Finally solving the mystery of how such architectural wonders could have been built with primitive tools in ancient times, Egyptologists from Cambridge University announced Thursday that they had unearthed depictions of the simple…
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