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Mother Extremists Hijack Airwaves To Broadcast Photos Of Their Children
WASHINGTON—Demanding viewers look upon their precious offspring or suffer dire consequences, extremist parenting organization Mamas United reportedly hijacked the airwaves Monday to broadcast photos of their children. “People of the world, we call upon…
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