Teachers Explain Why They Need To Carry Guns In The ClassroomIn addition to being underpaid for teaching their lessons, providing childcare, and serving as mentors to the next generation, teachers are also underpaid for protecting their students from armed assailants. The Onion asked teachers why they need to…
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